Musical Redheads

This song is just so lovely. It's narrative and kind of morbid. It's also really lovely to sing too. Florence has such an amazing voice. Proof that redheads are superior and tans are for losers.

Pin ups and PVC

First blog in a looooong time.

So I have decided that when I grow up I'd like to be a pin- up. I was at university and my lovely friend Giselle needed a model for a project she was working on. Anyway, the two of us ended up getting a little carried away and started taking a few photos that maybe we shouldn't have been taking at university. Here is one of the tame ones. It was incredibly fun and were I an inch an a half taller and didn't have such a retarded nose I'd consider looking into modelling- purely because it was suh a fun day.

Anyway, I have been quite productive of late, making lovely things for the label my younger sister, Jools and I are hoping to create. My sister is quite the crafty little seamstress and I consider myself to be handy when it comes to designing.

What I am quite proud of at the moment are my Joonie Bows. I've been playing with PVC vinyl of late. Making sweet accessories with just the right amount of kink ;)

A to Z

Right now, as I wait for my dim sims and other yum cha foodz ( fried mushroom balls *drools*), I will write a list of things that are so Jen right now:

♥Fiona Apple lyrics
♥the red Stabilo fine tip sensor pen I found and now love
♥sugar cubes
♥nail polish
♥my (sister's) curling wand
♥Desperate Housewives and my admiration of Bree Van de Kamp
♥bottle red hair colour
♥coffee
♥late night surprises
♥kisses that taste like cigarettes and bourban

Dust off ya thimbles muthafuckas!

I hand stiched some lovely underwear a night or two ago, but sadly I used far too much ribbon and now the undies are subsquently waaaay too big. Anyway, it got me in a DIY mood so I decided to surf around for inspiration and now I've found an array of lovely things that I could never afford so therefore will make myself :P

For sexy time:


Also for sexy time:


For tea parties:


For when I'm a teacher :


This whole outfit is ridiculously sexy:


I'm most definately going to attempt the last outfit, it's truely wonderful- I love dress ups :P But not as much as I love cute underwear and an oversize business shirt.

I will leave you all with another image, this one is of me displaing my wonderful etiquette and my surplus charm

Red nailpolish! How I love you! The deeper, the sexier. Nothing makes me feel better or brightens me up more than a fresh manicure in scarlettes and cherise.
I love complementing you with a red painted pout and black stilettos and low sheen satins.

Red nailpolish, you rock my world.

Honestly...

I would just like to point out my distaste... no my disgust at the women who persist to wear their shitty reeboks with their business attire. I completly understand that some women can't hack commuting to work in high heels and in actuality I believe most women (and dudes for that matter) can identify with this. So why not wear a pair of flats on your way to work... I don't like to judge people by their attire as most of my fashion choices would be considered pretty out there but honestly, runners over your sheer stockings and pencil skirt look abosultely fucking ridiculous.

Got it?

SP's everyone!!

I currently have season 1-12 of South Park on dvd that I must plough through. Whislt a very enjoyable task, I find that it is even more enjoyable when I wear my Kyle hat :P