I have a bitch of an essay due tomorrow and I'm all out of Earl Grey. Do you know how distressing this is! On further inspection I did in fact find some Harrod's Darjeeling... it is lovely but it's just not the same.
I saw the Twinings ads with Nigella in them and she said something about bergamont and then i remembered this blog and also how much you dislike Nigella. And thats my story.
it's not curvey it's fucking huge :P i just don't like her because she can't cook for shit but she thinks she god's gift to the food industry. also she's only successfuly because of her rich daddy and that makes me mad because like there are people who can actually cook but she just prances around making crappy food that is crappy
I saw the Twinings ads with Nigella in them and she said something about bergamont and then i remembered this blog and also how much you dislike Nigella. And thats my story.
ReplyDeleteyeah there's a reason why they only film nigella from behind her bench top...
ReplyDeletebecause she has a huge ass but also huge tits? :P
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's actually only half a person. Like, she has some kind of post-apocalyptic set of metal legs and wheels that she zooms around on.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I question the relevance of the possible existence of a curvy bottom.
it's not curvey it's fucking huge :P i just don't like her because she can't cook for shit but she thinks she god's gift to the food industry. also she's only successfuly because of her rich daddy and that makes me mad because like there are people who can actually cook but she just prances around making crappy food that is crappy
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