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Right now, as I wait for my dim sims and other yum cha foodz ( fried mushroom balls *drools*), I will write a list of things that are so Jen right now:

♥Fiona Apple lyrics
♥the red Stabilo fine tip sensor pen I found and now love
♥sugar cubes
♥nail polish
♥my (sister's) curling wand
♥Desperate Housewives and my admiration of Bree Van de Kamp
♥bottle red hair colour
♥coffee
♥late night surprises
♥kisses that taste like cigarettes and bourban

Dust off ya thimbles muthafuckas!

I hand stiched some lovely underwear a night or two ago, but sadly I used far too much ribbon and now the undies are subsquently waaaay too big. Anyway, it got me in a DIY mood so I decided to surf around for inspiration and now I've found an array of lovely things that I could never afford so therefore will make myself :P

For sexy time:


Also for sexy time:


For tea parties:


For when I'm a teacher :


This whole outfit is ridiculously sexy:


I'm most definately going to attempt the last outfit, it's truely wonderful- I love dress ups :P But not as much as I love cute underwear and an oversize business shirt.

I will leave you all with another image, this one is of me displaing my wonderful etiquette and my surplus charm

Red nailpolish! How I love you! The deeper, the sexier. Nothing makes me feel better or brightens me up more than a fresh manicure in scarlettes and cherise.
I love complementing you with a red painted pout and black stilettos and low sheen satins.

Red nailpolish, you rock my world.

Honestly...

I would just like to point out my distaste... no my disgust at the women who persist to wear their shitty reeboks with their business attire. I completly understand that some women can't hack commuting to work in high heels and in actuality I believe most women (and dudes for that matter) can identify with this. So why not wear a pair of flats on your way to work... I don't like to judge people by their attire as most of my fashion choices would be considered pretty out there but honestly, runners over your sheer stockings and pencil skirt look abosultely fucking ridiculous.

Got it?

SP's everyone!!

I currently have season 1-12 of South Park on dvd that I must plough through. Whislt a very enjoyable task, I find that it is even more enjoyable when I wear my Kyle hat :P

Small Boobies

I have always liked my small boobs. Ever since I recieved a text message from a former lover years ago saying "sif you don't have a good rack Jen ,".

But now that I'm dating new people... I'm wishing they were bigger. Fuck small boobies, give me jugs the size of Texas!

Good and Evil- According to Mary Alice

It's not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. Sinners can surprise you, the same is true for saints. Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil? Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side... And that anyone is capable of anything.

Mary Alice Young- Desperate Housewives

Quite frustrating...

I have had the lyrics to Marilyn Manson's Lamb of God stuck in my head all day... but not the whole song. Oh no, no I have had 'you're a martyr and the lamb of god'.

Repeating in my head all day. Those 8 words. All. Fucking. Day.

Do you know how frustrating that is? Actually I think when you have any song stuck in your head all day it gets frustrating. Like the other day when I couldn't shake off Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart.

That was a pretty awful day...

Calvin and Hobbes

"You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet, you need to be in the right mood,"
"What mood is that?"
"Last minute panic"

"Then came the human beings, they wanted to cling but there was nothing to cling to,"

Albert Camus

Convictions

"A good woman is a chef in the kitchen, a maid in the livingroom and a whore in the bedroom,"

Earl Grey Please

I have a bitch of an essay due tomorrow and I'm all out of Earl Grey. Do you know how distressing this is!
On further inspection I did in fact find some Harrod's Darjeeling... it is lovely but it's just not the same.

I have a craving for bergamont.




I have this gorgeous cup in pink :)

I hate Lady Gaga

Since when does dressing like a retard make you a 'performance artist'?
The Performance artists or 'shock' artists were a movement who centered themselves around using the body (as well as using the audience) to make the work, in particular pushing the body to it's physical limit to evoke feelings of un rest in the audience. Performance art heavily relies upon the interactive and psychological relationship between the artist and the audience. So I have no idea wtf Lady Gaga is going on about...




To be honest sometimes I wish I were a boy and then I could laugh at this as opposed to being embarrassed by it.

Oh Gil

As I'm currently studying to be a teacher, this makes me laugh. Hopefully I'll be teaching my students material that is slightly more challenging than frog, cat, dog and 2+2=4.

Splits, frills and fish tails!

I'm quite excited as last night the lil sis and I got to drafting annnnnnd a wonderful new pattern was added to our home made collection.

You'll understand my excitement knowing that the pattern we drafted was for pencil skirts. I am a very big fan of corporate clothing and I really love the pencil skirts from Cue and at times Review but sadly they are so goddamn overpriced. Not that I wouldn't pay it if I had it... I just rarely have it :P

Though it does annoy me as both labels don't finish off their pieces the way they should be finished. I was having a look at at Cue dress, it was this gorgeous blue number with a heavy belted waist and a puffy skirt. When I looked under the skirt, the hem hadn't even been seamed off properly. There was a zigzag stitch across the bottom of the skirt and then it had been folded back to hem it, the edge of the material hadn't even been hidden. Similarly a Review pink dress which costed something like 300 dollars, with a black tulle lining. Where the tulle had been attached to the bottom of a skirt also had not been hidden correctly. It was a simple matter of folding something over an additional time and then there'd be no problem. It's what you expect when you pay so much money.

Oh well, I'll no longer have to worry as the skirt my sister and I mocked up kicked ass. I post results when the final products finished :P

I wish it were true...

I'm reading a wonderfully interesting book at the moment; 'Medical Blunders'. It covers all the failures of doctors, medical theorists, surgeons and psychologists from roughly the 1700's. The section on the lobotomies performed by Moniz and Freedmen/Watts is so perfectly gruesome. Also it was once believed that if a woman was administered chloroform whilst in labour, it turned the whole ordeal into one lengthy orgasm.

In actuality it knocked the bitch out and deformed and killed the babies.
But it's highly interesting :P

And another thing

Sunshine Cleaning is a movie everyone should go see.

In which computer,cake and christians are concerned

I hate computers, I hate them. I was once described as a lud-ite and I'd have to agree. Currently my pc has decided it doesn't want to let me go on the internet... for no reason. Well for no reason that someone as electronically challenged can identify. So I'm on my shitty laptop which is no better but slower internet.

Anyway, I have a piece of chocolate cake with King Island double cream, it's quite delicious.
Also I'm watching Saved. Such a good movie, anything thing that pokes fun at fundemental christians is always funny.

Princess Food

I made meringues today. I believe for a first try they turned out alright.They tasted pretty good. I love meringues because it feels like you're eating air :) Sweet tasty air.

The first lot were just plain meringue but the second batch I flavoured with rosewater. I piped them into little baskets and then once baked I dolloped some chantilly cream (which is just a pretentious way to say sweetened whipped cream :P) and topped with a few cranberries. They taste like princess food.

In which awesome talents are concerned

I have this pretty awesome gift in which I can identify which movies any unknown actor has been in before. For example I knew that the girl who plays the love interest in Flight of The Conchords season two (where she makes Jermain dress up as Garfunkel), also played the weird Zoltag chick in Dude where's my car. It might not sound like that cool of a gift but so far it has come in handy because whenever someone goes "oh my gosh what movie is that guy from?", I can go "give me a minute... Oh yeah he is the meat man in Amy Sederis' Strangers with Candy".
But lately it seems that I'm finding it more difficult to place people, which is becoming really unsettling... I use to be really good at it.

All I fear now is that someone will ask me where a particular actor is from and I won't be able to deliver.

And if you think that I am just kidding around.
No.
This is a very real and very legitimate concern for me... :P

T shirt love

T shirts are awesome. I really love them and lately I have been finding t shirts that make me laugh and subsequently I become so overwhelmed with cuteness that I simply must buy them. They are my happy shirts and as lame as this must sound I wear them when I'm in a bad mood and that usually helps :P

my current three favourite:

This is my happy cat shirt.

Star boobies shirt
And Cynthia, a happy little cow girl who is in fact a fizzy can of soft drink

And then lastly my pole ;)

tea and kisses ♥♥♥

Playing with ma Nipples

Rhythm Heaven is my new all time favourite game. I love it. I partly like it because it's so much of a girls game, like it's impossible to lose :P

Also I must say I am happy that Cooking Mama two has included desserts but I do not like that you have to sit through all that present winning bonus calculating bs. I like CM 1 because it didn't have all that silliness.



Annnnnd it's been bought to my attention that there is a Left 4 Dead two coming out. I am excited because it means more maps and nastier zombies but I am not so happy because they are including more weapons and more good guys. It's a good game because it's nice and simple so I hope number two doesn't get all complicated.

I suck at Rainbow six... I hope if in a real war situation I'd be able to locate a safe point on a wall other wise I'd be fucked :P

I am watching Beetlejuice for the billionth time now, my hair set in rollers, wearing my pink fluffy slippers just having given myself a pedicure/manicure and a coat of my new favourite nail polish- Pepper Pot (which is a dark red).

It is a lovely night. Also the Maitlands are such a beautiful couple.

Though just thinking about it now, could I be anymore more girly? probably not but oh well, I'm having fun :)

Also I am quite excited as today I bought myself a sparkley new packet of diamentes and tomorrow I will be making some bling bobby pins. I would make them tonight however I've run out of craft glue and I find that super glue melts off the glitter and makes the diamentes look shit.

Woah...

Today something pretty freaking exciting happened.

(if you can't see there are actually two ace of diamonds)

It kind of felt like when you crack an egg and two yolks come out of the single egg and you go "Wow how lovely"... except this wasn't as lovely because it meant I couldn't win that game of solitaire.

And I take solitaire very seriously...

Sickness

The smell of acrylic paints is making me want to hurl. Usually I'd never use acrylics but I need to hand in a painting tomorrow and if I use oils it wont be dry on time.

Who the fuck gets sick off acrylic paint?
Oh yeah that's right Jenn does. I'm so weak...

In which awesome cracker combinations are concerned and taking the itch from itchy scarves

Today I invented an amazing cracker topping combination. It was a very tasty culinary experience and I must share with you all (i.e. Adam :P)
Arnotts Cheds, laughing cow cheese, thin slice of tomato and thinly shaved silverside. Cracker orgasm right there folks. It's even better than my danish salami, danish fetta and sundried tomato on rice cracker combination.

Also I finished knitting myself a really cool scarf and I love it very much. The only problem is that it's fucking itchy. However my sister informed me that if you put the scarf in the freezer and tnwash i, it breaks off all the ity fibres. She could just be taking the piss out of me as she has done in the past (she had me doing an arm exercise that didn't work but looked quite comical. It wasn't til months later I realised... I felt quite stupid). So I will give it a try and let you know how it goes

♥

Jenn yo

I'm Jenn by the way. I like tea, I like cupcakes, baking and eating. I like sewing and especially sewing corsets. I like sleeping in and collecting lace and ribbon. I vomit Glamour and I like to dress up. I love my one and only follwer, cos he's pretty rad.

Birthday Cupcakes

I was looking for some mustard and had to dig right into the back of the fridge to find any and as I fumbled away i found one of my long lost pink teacups and inside it was a cupcake I had made for my 18th birthday. I am now 19 and two months old...





Turns out that my boyfriend had saved one of the cupcakes as a memento and stuck it in the fridge and forgot about it. Still looks pretty good though.



And yes I did in fact bake those and hand craft the sugar flowers on top. Cos I fucking rock

My ds's name is Nipples

I know that it would be so much more productive/satisfying and so less pointless to actually get into the kitchen and cook something... but I just love Cooking Mama.